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21 August 2008

the difference

what is it with baby's chubby thighs? people see Gwen's chubby thighs and say, "oh how cute! would ya look at those cute little chubby thighs! i just wanna pinch 'em." and then they usually proceed to do just that ... friendly little pinches throughout the entire 4 inch expanse of Gwen-thigh space.

i have chubby thighs too. people don't go ga-ga over my chubby thighs. in fact, i dare say they avert their glances and attention from them. no friendly pinches, or expression of desires for pinching. i'll have you know i worked hard for these babies. it took two kids and a lot of ice cream to get to where i am today. 

i'm just sayin'. that's all.  

8 comments:

echo said...

you make me chuckle.

Stephanie said...

ha! i'll pinch ya anytime... ;)

Mary Boyd said...

Oh my goodness! You are so funny. I do wonder at what point it changes from cute to yikes.

Erin said...

let me just say...im sure your husband ADORES and loves your thighs and gives them enough attention that they dont need it from others.
thats all that matters
if only we could all stay 1 years old!

Karen said...

I have wondered the same thing for a long time...

Courtney M said...

hahaha Im with you!! Scarlett has cellulite from her butt to her ankles and everyone loves it. I don't get the same response with my cellulite when I drop my drawers.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.....

Diana said...

i think the difference is that you'd slap me if i pinched your thighs. that doesn't mean i won't try if i ever see you in person.